Top Ten Signs That You Love Wine

It’s a June-gloom morning here in Los Angeles and I find myself pondering my existence as a wine lover… Enjoy!  And if you have any to add, by all means please do.

10.  Wine stains on your desk (try Simple Green).

9.  You carry a corkscrew in your bag/purse/pocket.

8.  Your friends call you to ask what kind of wine they should buy/get as a gift/pair with food.

7.  You wash wine glasses more often than any other type of glass.

6.  When you get invited to a party and ask “what would you like me to bring” the answer is,(time and time again,) “Wine”.

5.  Wine stains on your white t-shirts (as long as they’re undershirts, no one will know).

4.  When you look at your credit card statement, the number of times a wine retailer appears exceeds the number of times a grocery store appears (unless of course you buy your wine at a grocery store, in which case this sign doesn’t apply to you).

3. You notice that while you may have to run to the store because you’ve run out of eggs/bread/milk/toilet paper, you never find yourself ‘out of wine’.

2.  Wine stains on your teeth (two words:  whitening strips).

1.  You spend your Saturday morning writing (or reading) wine blogs.